THE TRUTH: I don’t know Chinese. Don’t ask me to read it.

I know this is foreign to some of you – but:

I DON’T SPEAK CHINESE.
I CAN’T TRANSLATE THE TATTOO YOU GOT WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
THERE IS NO GENERAL “ASIAN” LANGUAGE.

Please don’t keep asking me like I’m part of the collective.

There is no collective and no one is out to get you.

Well – sometimes I am.

But I’m not a part of the collective.

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